DATE A GIRL WHO BREATHES FIRE
Date a girl who breathes fire. Date a girl who spends her money on flame retardant instead of clothes. She has problems with living space because she keeps burning her house down. Date a girl who has a list of people she wants to incinerate, who has had a mob of bewildered scientists studying her every move since she was twelve.
(Source: confusedtree, via otherkin-taco)